2006SEAMONSTER: which toho godzilla daikaiju are you?

If you could live anywhere and completely adapt to living there (but only once!), where would you go?

By the seaside! I could go swimming sometimes, and it's beautiful and calming.
In shallow seas or a reef. It's bright and stunning.
In the open ocean.
On an island, where it's quiet and I can attend to my business.
A forest, or rainforest.
Deep underground.
A volcano! At least it'll be safe from the outside!
Outer space, where I have free reign.
I don't care where, as long as it's only mine.
Somewhere I'm important.
Wherever my loved ones are.
What is this question??? I'll go wherever I please!!!

Where do your alliances lie?

To myself and to whoever is worthy of my respect.
To myself only.
To the people I serve.
To the people that serve me.
To whoever I can benefit the most from.
To my community.
To my friends.
To my family.
To my closest loved one.
To what is true and just.
Wherever is funniest in the moment.
Alliances?

Weapon of choice?

Brute strength.
Cunning.
A physical weapon, like a sword.
Venom.
Lasers!
An army in overwhelming numbers.
State-of-the-art tech.
RUN AWAY!
The power of friendship...
Something that bends reality around it.
Radiation.
Whatever my enemy has, I'll use it against them.
A chemical weapon like nothing else.

What do you like most about kaiju media?

Their tragedy.
The message.
The human element and plot.
Monster fights.
Creature designs.
The special effects.
The nostalgia.
Wacky subplots in a serious setting.
I just think they're fun in general / light entertainment.
I don't really consume kaiju media, I just like monsters as a whole.
I don't care for kaiju media, I just felt like taking your quiz.

Two of your friends are fighting, and it's becoming harsh. You're beginning to feel concerned over the stability of their relationship after this. They have both taken very different sides, so you decide to...

Tell them to end it now, or I will.
Try to de-escalate the situation calmly, perhaps sit them both down and try to work out a middle ground. Fighting like that isn't worthwhile.
Side with whoever is correct.
Side with whoever I know will repay me later.
Side with whoever I'm closer to, even if they're wrong. I can tell that they want me to.
Ignore it. They'll figure it out themselves.
Cry and beg them to stop fighting.
Join the conflict with a third angle.
I don't have friends. Beat them up!

Pick a stupid phrase that has infiltrated my vocabulary that you resonate with.

fuck my baka life
i think i hauve Covid
How's your sorry ass?
Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair?
im going to vore you little femboy
Save me [arbitrary thing]. [Arbitrary thing] save me
About to York^TM it. And by it? I mean my patty.
You are doing some Cocomelon shit to me
MY PSIONIC WARRIORS! SEAL THIS BOOBOO BEAR WITHIN THE EARTH!

Okay, let's just say you're a giant monster already. You're doing your usual rounds and see another huge figure on the horizon - what do you do?

Go up to them and attack. This is my turf.
This is what I came here for. They don't know it, but I was already hunting them down.
Try to see what their intentions are first. If they aren't harming me or what I care about, I'll let them be.
Leave. I don't want to get into an altercation if they see me.
Keep doing what I was, ignoring it unless they start coming at me. There's monsters everywhere, and I have better things to worry about.
Ignore them completely. They aren't who I'm looking for.

And as a daikaiju, what's your opinion on humanity?

I hate them because they hate me.
All things on Earth are worthy of life, but I'm not afraid to act if they get in my way.
Euuggh... I'm really hungry all of a sudden...
I wish they would just let me be.
If not for their stupidity, I wouldn't be here!
If not for their ingenuity, I wouldn't be here.
They deserve my destruction for what they've done to me.
Just another small obstacle.
It is my duty to protect them.
Annoying, but delicious! I'll swat them like flies when I see them.

Do you fight fair?

Sure! (lying)
Of course.
Yes, I trust my raw stength over any sneaky tactics.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean I'm scared of a tough opponent!
I know when to back down, but I WILL return.
No. All's fair.
NEVER!
I don't want to fight.